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Hey people...

Raise your hand if you hear far to often that MD5 is encryption (and you are really sick of it)

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Anti Social - A modern dating horror story 🤣

youtube.com/watch?v=GEWnXmDfVZ

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CISA training: a few thousand euros
CISA exam: a few hundred euros

Realizing 30 minutes before the exam that the "secure browser" which is required to take the exam does not run on Linux/WINE (in contrast to information provided in advance): priceless

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RT @TJ_Cooney
Drone footage of the Arecibo collapse. I can't believe the timing that they had a drone in the air when this happened. What strange luck. Source: @NSF
twitter.com/TJ_Cooney/status/1

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Smaller Drgn

So, the internet gave me an idea.

Drawing arms on photos of birds:

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Mirco Hansen

[kosesblog] Jabra 510 Firmware Update unter Linux blog.kosebamse.com/2020/10/19/

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Valère

Connect Port

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Erik

Trump's Press Secretary Tries to Explain His Words

I don't know whether to laugh or cry listening to this lady.

youtu.be/qw1PJpInPUc

#pressconference #secretary #trump #usa #video #youtube

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Erik

Trump Humiliates Himself Repeatedly in Interview with Fox News

Always entertaining to watch...

youtu.be/FjtRbz1LE4Y

#foxnews #interview #trump #usa #ChrisWallace #video #youtube

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BOFH Excuses

#BOFH excuse #256:

You need to install an RTFM interface.

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Aral Balkan

Google Analytics is the most prevalent tracker in the world. During our last crawl, we found it on 64.2% of web sites:

better.fyi/trackers/google-ana

Developers: every time you add Google Analytics to a site, you are helping build the global panopticon. Stop it!

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Spooky foxxo 👻 🦊
Website admins be like
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BOFH Excuses

#BOFH excuse #341:

HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here

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Konstantin v. Notz

RT @ARD_BaB
"Das ist auch für mich jetzt schwierig." – @Linuzifer, Sprecher des Chaos Computer Clubs, findet sich bei der Bewertung der #CoronaWarnApp in einer ungewohnten Situation wieder.

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HTTP status emojis:

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(via francesc)

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Clutching it out *plap*
okay maybe this olognion thing is alright
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Martin Sonneborn

RT @MartinSonneborn
Die lupenreine Diktatur Ungarn (172 Corona-Todesfälle) erhält 5,6 Mrd. € Soforthilfe (3,8% des BIP), Italien (23227 Tote) nur 2,3 Mrd. (0,1% vom BIP). Zudem blockt der Rat d. gemeinsame Aufnahme von Krediten zur Krisenbewältigung. Ich seh' langsam schwarz für die Zukunft der EU.

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Krille Fear

My new App "Cooking Planner" is in the PlayStore. 🖖 You can sync your recipes, shopping lists and meal plans with your #nextcloud now: play.google.com/store/apps/det

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rugk

You get annoyed by having to enter your #Mastodon handle each time you want to follow/interact with someone on a "foreign" page?

I got that too, but I've made a little add-on to solve this "problem". 😃

It automatically "redirects" you to your own instance.

addons.mozilla.org/firefox/add

#Firefox #addon #Fediverse

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Mirco Hansen

Jetzt kontaktieren mich Leute aus dem Freundes- und Bekanntenkreis, die alle Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp und sonstige aus Datenschutzsicht bedenklichen Dienste nutzen und fragen mich nach meiner Meinung zu der App...

Das ist genau mein Humor!

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Booteille

I just discovered #LibreSpeed, a #Free #SpeedTest!

librespeed.org/

#OpenSource

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