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Hey people...

Raise your hand if you hear far to often that MD5 is encryption (and you are really sick of it)

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RT @MartinSonneborn
Die lupenreine Diktatur Ungarn (172 Corona-Todesfälle) erhält 5,6 Mrd. € Soforthilfe (3,8% des BIP), Italien (23227 Tote) nur 2,3 Mrd. (0,1% vom BIP). Zudem blockt der Rat d. gemeinsame Aufnahme von Krediten zur Krisenbewältigung. Ich seh' langsam schwarz für die Zukunft der EU.

My new App "Cooking Planner" is in the PlayStore. 🖖 You can sync your recipes, shopping lists and meal plans with your #nextcloud now:

To server admins:

It is a good practice to provide contact details, so others can contact you in case of security vulnerabilities or questions regarding your privacy policy.

One upcoming but already widespread format is the security.txt file at https://your-server/.well-known/security.txt.

See and

#SecurityTXT #SecurityContact #admin #security #infosec #cybersecurity

You get annoyed by having to enter your #Mastodon handle each time you want to follow/interact with someone on a "foreign" page?

I got that too, but I've made a little add-on to solve this "problem". 😃

It automatically "redirects" you to your own instance.

#Firefox #addon #Fediverse

Jetzt kontaktieren mich Leute aus dem Freundes- und Bekanntenkreis, die alle Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp und sonstige aus Datenschutzsicht bedenklichen Dienste nutzen und fragen mich nach meiner Meinung zu der App...

Das ist genau mein Humor!

covid-19, pandemic 

Wikipedia data was too messy and broke too often. So I had to switch to something saner:,united-st

Currently using John Hopkin's University data: cleaned and provided by pomber/covid19:

Good news: data is more reliable and complete. Also, Global infection site is now available.

Bad news: each time you visit a single request goes to the GitHub-hosted data thingy. I will improve on this tomorrow.

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#BOFH excuse #446:

Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.

Wir haben gestern Abend einen virtuellen veranstaltet - mit und

Das hat super funktioniert. Nun überlegen wir einen virtuellen zu veranstalten.

Kennt Ihr noch Gesellschaftsspiele, die man online spielen kann?

Wir haben mal ein Risiko gefunden:

Wäre super, wenn das Ganze auch noch plattformunabhängig ist.

The best thing about Corona?

We’re finally finding out which meetings could have been emails instead... 😂

Wait. Someone actually sued YouTube because they weren't allowed to say something?

Let's be clear here...

The first amendment does not give you free speech. It prohibits the Government from telling you what you can and cannot say.

If YouTube takes down a video where you're spouting off stupidity, they aren't denying you your first amendment rights. They're stopping an idiot from lowering the average intelligence level of the user base.

If an admin on fediverse blocks a gab site, they're not stifling free speech, they telling a group of fucking dumbasses that their shit isn't welcome here.

When your chatbot turns out to be a hipster programmer:

The SQL hard drive is down, hack the optical interface so we can connect the COM bus!

If we bypass the monitor, we can get to the XSS pixel through the open-source PCI capacitor!

Indexing the monitor won't do anything, we need to index the 1080p FTP sensor!

If we override the port, we can get to the XML alarm through the neural RSS feed!

The USB matrix is down, transmit the bluetooth monitor so we can program the AI feed!

"That's out of scope" - Said no attacker ever

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