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Hey people...

Raise your hand if you hear far to often that MD5 is encryption (and you are really sick of it)

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CISA training: a few thousand euros
CISA exam: a few hundred euros

Realizing 30 minutes before the exam that the "secure browser" which is required to take the exam does not run on Linux/WINE (in contrast to information provided in advance): priceless

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RT @TJ_Cooney
Drone footage of the Arecibo collapse. I can't believe the timing that they had a drone in the air when this happened. What strange luck. Source: @NSF
twitter.com/TJ_Cooney/status/1

Trump's Press Secretary Tries to Explain His Words

I don't know whether to laugh or cry listening to this lady.

youtu.be/qw1PJpInPUc

#pressconference #secretary #trump #usa #video #youtube

Trump Humiliates Himself Repeatedly in Interview with Fox News

Always entertaining to watch...

youtu.be/FjtRbz1LE4Y

#foxnews #interview #trump #usa #ChrisWallace #video #youtube

#BOFH excuse #256:

You need to install an RTFM interface.

Google Analytics is the most prevalent tracker in the world. During our last crawl, we found it on 64.2% of web sites:

better.fyi/trackers/google-ana

Developers: every time you add Google Analytics to a site, you are helping build the global panopticon. Stop it!

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RT @ARD_BaB
"Das ist auch für mich jetzt schwierig." – @Linuzifer, Sprecher des Chaos Computer Clubs, findet sich bei der Bewertung der #CoronaWarnApp in einer ungewohnten Situation wieder.

HTTP status emojis:

- 200 👍
- 201 🆕
- 301 👉
- 400 👎
- 401 🔒
- 402 💰
- 403 🚫
- 404 🤷‍♂️
- 408 ⌛️
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- 500 💩

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RT @MartinSonneborn
Die lupenreine Diktatur Ungarn (172 Corona-Todesfälle) erhält 5,6 Mrd. € Soforthilfe (3,8% des BIP), Italien (23227 Tote) nur 2,3 Mrd. (0,1% vom BIP). Zudem blockt der Rat d. gemeinsame Aufnahme von Krediten zur Krisenbewältigung. Ich seh' langsam schwarz für die Zukunft der EU.

My new App "Cooking Planner" is in the PlayStore. 🖖 You can sync your recipes, shopping lists and meal plans with your #nextcloud now: play.google.com/store/apps/det

You get annoyed by having to enter your #Mastodon handle each time you want to follow/interact with someone on a "foreign" page?

I got that too, but I've made a little add-on to solve this "problem". 😃

It automatically "redirects" you to your own instance.

addons.mozilla.org/firefox/add

#Firefox #addon #Fediverse

Jetzt kontaktieren mich Leute aus dem Freundes- und Bekanntenkreis, die alle Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp und sonstige aus Datenschutzsicht bedenklichen Dienste nutzen und fragen mich nach meiner Meinung zu der App...

Das ist genau mein Humor!

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