Mirco Hansen @kosebamse@mastodon.kosebamse.com

#BOFH excuse #126:

it has Intel Inside

Mozilla updated its recommended configurations for server-side TLS:

https://wiki.mozilla.org/Security/Server_Side_TLS#Modern_compatibility

Modern configuration:
– TLS 1.3 only
– ECDSA certificate
– X25519, prime256v1, and secp384r1 curve

#mozilla #tls #https #tls13 #ecdsa

First working version: 1 stupidly long one-liner

First legible version: ~6 lines

Plus minimal error handling: ~40 lines

Plus configuration hooks: ~75 lines

Plus shellcheck overrides: ~77 lines

Plus documentary code comments: ~1KB

Plus invocation documentation (-?/-h/--help): 2.5KB

Plus README.md: ~4KB

Plus CONTRIBUTING.md: ~6KB

Version control system that preserves this evolution and lets me use commit messages to explain the logic of each step: priceless

Party time.
Patreon.Com/chrishallbeck

#BOFH excuse #452:

Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.

ok wtf

#BOFH excuse #385:

Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers

#Firefox

#BOFH excuse #398:

Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet.

Silent.
Chrishallbeckstore.Com

#BOFH excuse #152:

My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.

I'm afraid if I start drinking this, I won't know how to quit.

In 2387...

#BOFH excuse #219:

Recursivity. Call back if it happens again.

Possessed network infrastructure:

What exactly is this switch trying to tell me? 😂