Mirco Hansen @kosebamse@mastodon.kosebamse.com

So, the internet gave me an idea.

Drawing arms on photos of birds:

Trump's Press Secretary Tries to Explain His Words

I don't know whether to laugh or cry listening to this lady.

https://youtu.be/qw1PJpInPUc

#pressconference #secretary #trump #usa #video #youtube

Trump Humiliates Himself Repeatedly in Interview with Fox News

Always entertaining to watch...

https://youtu.be/FjtRbz1LE4Y

#foxnews #interview #trump #usa #ChrisWallace #video #youtube

#BOFH excuse #256:

You need to install an RTFM interface.

Google Analytics is the most prevalent tracker in the world. During our last crawl, we found it on 64.2% of web sites:

https://better.fyi/trackers/google-analytics.com/

Developers: every time you add Google Analytics to a site, you are helping build the global panopticon. Stop it!

Website admins be like

#BOFH excuse #341:

HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here

HTTP status emojis:

- 200 👍
- 201 🆕
- 301 👉
- 400 👎
- 401 🔒
- 402 💰
- 403 🚫
- 404 🤷‍♂️
- 408 ⌛️
- 410 💨
- 418 🍵
- 500 💩

(via francesc)

okay maybe this olognion thing is alright

RT @MartinSonneborn
Die lupenreine Diktatur Ungarn (172 Corona-Todesfälle) erhält 5,6 Mrd. € Soforthilfe (3,8% des BIP), Italien (23227 Tote) nur 2,3 Mrd. (0,1% vom BIP). Zudem blockt der Rat d. gemeinsame Aufnahme von Krediten zur Krisenbewältigung. Ich seh' langsam schwarz für die Zukunft der EU.

My new App "Cooking Planner" is in the PlayStore. 🖖 You can sync your recipes, shopping lists and meal plans with your #nextcloud now: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=io.gitlab.christianpauly.cookingplanner

You get annoyed by having to enter your #Mastodon handle each time you want to follow/interact with someone on a "foreign" page?

I got that too, but I've made a little add-on to solve this "problem". 😃

It automatically "redirects" you to your own instance.

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/mastodon-simplified-federation/?src=external-mastodon

#Firefox #addon #Fediverse

I just discovered #LibreSpeed, a #Free #SpeedTest!

https://librespeed.org/

#OpenSource

Wikipedia data was too messy and broke too often. So I had to switch to something saner:
https://rys.io/covid/#global,united-states,united-kingdom,italy,china,spain

Currently using John Hopkin's University data:
https://github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19

...as cleaned and provided by pomber/covid19: https://github.com/pomber/covid19

Good news: data is more reliable and complete. Also, Global infection site is now available.

Bad news: each time you visit a single request goes to the GitHub-hosted data thingy. I will improve on this tomorrow.