I had a meeting some time ago in which a colleague was complaining "you security guys are always saying NO".
I replied to her that we do not provide a straight no and that there always some slight distinctions in every no - its like the 50 shades of no.
So I made this 50 shades of no sheet and put it next to my desk.
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