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#BOFH excuse #446:

Mailer-daemon is busy burning your message in hell.

Wir haben gestern Abend einen virtuellen veranstaltet - mit und

Das hat super funktioniert. Nun überlegen wir einen virtuellen zu veranstalten.

Kennt Ihr noch Gesellschaftsspiele, die man online spielen kann?

Wir haben mal ein Risiko gefunden:

Wäre super, wenn das Ganze auch noch plattformunabhängig ist.

The best thing about Corona?

We’re finally finding out which meetings could have been emails instead... 😂

Wait. Someone actually sued YouTube because they weren't allowed to say something?

Let's be clear here...

The first amendment does not give you free speech. It prohibits the Government from telling you what you can and cannot say.

If YouTube takes down a video where you're spouting off stupidity, they aren't denying you your first amendment rights. They're stopping an idiot from lowering the average intelligence level of the user base.

If an admin on fediverse blocks a gab site, they're not stifling free speech, they telling a group of fucking dumbasses that their shit isn't welcome here.

When your chatbot turns out to be a hipster programmer:

The SQL hard drive is down, hack the optical interface so we can connect the COM bus!

If we bypass the monitor, we can get to the XSS pixel through the open-source PCI capacitor!

Indexing the monitor won't do anything, we need to index the 1080p FTP sensor!

If we override the port, we can get to the XML alarm through the neural RSS feed!

The USB matrix is down, transmit the bluetooth monitor so we can program the AI feed!

"That's out of scope" - Said no attacker ever

Guess the code!

"My boss said, we need a lock with a code."

-- a great example for checkbox compliance driven pseudo-security 😂

The year is 2025

There are five browser cores:
- webkit
- chromium
- gecko
- servo
- youtube-dl, which ended up implementing a full-fledged browser in python to keep successfully downloading videos

Stefan Brink (LfDI BW) lässt (noch) auf Twitter verlauten:
"#ByebyeTwitter #Twexit

Ab März 2020 betreiben wir eine eigene Instanz des dezentralen Social Media Netzwerks #Mastodon

Damit werden wir künftig nicht nur Beiträge „tooten“, sondern auch anderen Behörden in #BaWü einen Zugang anbieten können.

#Socialmedia geht auch #fair"


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